May 26, 2008

Claude, Your Job Called...


They want to know which day next week works for an exit interview?


Seriously, we here at the blog are feeling just a little overwhelmed by your lack of work lately. And check your calendar on that exit interview, you're pre-booked for back to back interviews at the P-Town film festival. You know your boy Quentin's going to be there, so you best be hauling your ass back up from Florida in a hurry now, and don't forget to think about what you're wearing for that interview. Seriously Claude, get on it!

Oh, and someone named Holly called too, boy is she pissed. She said you'll know what she's talking about.

Peace out.
MDG

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dude--whose pocket is Claude in there??? Gma Shirley's ex Chuck, or what? Seriously, careful whose pocket you let that little dude hang in! And while we're on the topic of being careful--is that vegan icecream--I highly doubt it! Claude is totally anti-animal agribusiness--he must have been completely livid about that post!~Lil Spring Chicken

Anonymous said...

omg, seriously dude? do i need to call out the fact that claude is hanging with larry king of larry king live? mdg

Anonymous said...

That cant be Larry King...he dead ain't he? Anywise, when C does come for da interview, he need to also bring his paybook if you know wat I means. Hez done - its over like I been sayin for months only nobody been listenin. He needs his chair on da Cape to retire in at some geezer joint. Then maybe we can have some action figures here in the blogosphere. Maybe dat Holly you been mention. And who cares dat he chows down on h-dogs anywise - for all he knows tomorrow could be his last.

mdg said...

@anonymous - dang joe dirt! why you always gotta be hatin on claude? claude just loves people man, it's all about the peace, love, and no war action for him.

now what makes you think claude needs to set up some kind of bribe to interview quentin? this is "the" claude we're talking about here you realize. he is internationally known to rock the microphone. he can get down with the baddest of the bad. as a matter of fact, claude's trying to pawn quentin off on some of his other friends for the rest of the film festival, cuz, really there's only so much claude to be going around!

and just for the record, there is no shortage of claude lives. he has received the royal blessing from the dalai lama himself, he is eternal. so at least he's got that going for him. And that's nice.