Claude, Your Job Called...

They want to know which day next week works for an exit interview?


Seriously, we here at the blog are feeling just a little overwhelmed by your lack of work lately. And check your calendar on that exit interview, you're pre-booked for back to back interviews at the P-Town film festival. You know your boy Quentin's going to be there, so you best be hauling your ass back up from Florida in a hurry now, and don't forget to think about what you're wearing for that interview. Seriously Claude, get on it!

Oh, and someone named Holly called too, boy is she pissed. She said you'll know what she's talking about.

Peace out.
MDG

Britney - Discuss

It seems like every other tabloid has our little Brit Brit on the cover still. Interestingly though, they can't seem to agree on much to do with the shape of her body. The same week one runs the headline "Britney's got her body back!" another runs with "Is Britney Pregnant?" Now, really, number 1) which is it? number 2) why are the tabloids still obsessing over Brit Brit? and number 3) which media outlet is a more reliable source to cite, People magazine or Fox News?

Please discuss...

Stone Cold BUSTED!

Wese thinkin' we were being on the d-l and nobody would notice, but just found out wese been stone cold busted slackin off on the job here. In case anyone had the decency to wonder, "Now what in the heck do you supposed happened to our little friend Claude? I could've sworn he was just right here and then poof, he's just off again. And how am I supposed to sleep at night not knowing what ever happened to Tomato Man?"

Well, first of all, it is rather easy to move around at lightning speed without being noticed so much. Being two and a half inches tall does have its advantages. Second of all, I was desperately in need of some r&r. Thirdly, mole hunting. Sometimes chasing moles just calls to me. It's like, you can't even begin to imagine how much fun mole hunting is. I mean, maybe you would have a glimmer of an idea if you've played Buck Hunter, but most likely you just don't get point three. Fourthly, I'm just way too busy sometimes to execute on all my multifarious skilz. You think my man Perez Hilton's calendar is mad busy, you ain't seen mine. Enough said. I'm back again. At least for now... I mean summer is calling on the Cape and I'm getting ready to get really comfy in my beach chair.

[Mystery Dinner Guest note: He f-ing bailed to Florida without giving any notice. Then was kind enough to send pictures of taking in spring training games and sunning by the pool. Thank god he managed to get his SPF by airport security, I mean, you should see Claude with a sunburn. Now that's funny.]